10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill