10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.