10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.