10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.