10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."