10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker