10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]