10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-