10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)