10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth