10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier