10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)