10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm