10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fold and live to fold again
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak