10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!