10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow