10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977