10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."