10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave