10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?