10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Welcome to kicker school
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer