10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword