10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss