10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --