10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- It's Free To Fold...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "All-in, bitches!!!"