10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd