10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• im going to 2 out you to death
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom