10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.