10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!