10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?