10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus