10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.