10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.