10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim