10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson