10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare