10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus