10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson