10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus