10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.