10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.