10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)