10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz