10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.