10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer