10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth