10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament