10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?