10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05