10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders